Ragbatz

Applications are now being accepted for the Ragbatz Academy’s new training program for death panelists, death panel case workers, and death panel administrators.  Millions of deaths occur each year, requiring the Administration to hire thousands of new death panel personnel.  Ragbatz Academy has the qualifications to train YOU for these opportunities. Don’t miss out on these well paid, white-collar jobs.  

Apply to J. O’Keefe, Director of Admissions, 2100 M Street NW, Wasilla AK 99699.  Serious inquiries only.  No inquiries from MSM or LSM tolerated.

The entering class is expected to fill quickly. Apply today.